“All math problems can be done without a calculator”
yet another reason as to why i shall forever love roald dahl
did you mean: my life
Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:
Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.
but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:
wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before
SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER
I was searching the english version of ponponpon of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, and I found it… I think so
sounds about right
im looking at you, uterus
fucking tell girls they’re cute. tell boys they’re cute. people are cute. look at them living and having eyelashes and little tummies. sometimes people are so fucking cute and when you tell them they’re cute they smile and that’s fucking cute.